thought i might share something?

this week is a FML week and its only tuesday!

monday- all i need to say is WOMEN (no offence to women on here ) she says to me lets be more than friends so i was like yeah ok then got on her went to see her later on and she turns round and goes nah lets just be friends.. anybody shed any light on that or is that women for you?

tuesday- ran out of facking rimtape so only got the front wheel done. and one of the pistons in the front brake have seized so got to strip the fucker down! lets see how wednesday goes then shall we

monday- all i need to say is WOMEN (no offence to women on here ) she says to me lets be more than friends so i was like yeah ok then got on her went to see her later on and she turns round and goes nah lets just be friends.. anybody shed any light on that or is that women for you?

Well hell!

What do you expect from a 10 year old??!!

....Tuesday sounds more serious.

Is this your first ride after laying her up for winter?

The bike that is. Not the girl

Bluecollarlove wrote:....Tuesday sounds more serious.

Is this your first ride after laying her up for winter?

The bike that is. Not the girl

nah i used it all through winter lol shes a trooper the brake has always been a bit sticky but now the bottom piston has commited suicide basically haha

Bluecollarlove wrote:

monday- all i need to say is WOMEN (no offence to women on here ) she says to me lets be more than friends so i was like yeah ok then got on her went to see her later on and she turns round and goes nah lets just be friends.. anybody shed any light on that or is that women for you?

Well hell!

What do you expect from a 10 year old??!!

FUNNY man.. did you fall out the funny tree and hit every branch on the way down

shes actually 15.. but i learnt a valueable lesson. before anyone says anything im only 16!

FUNNY man.. did you fall out the funny tree and hit every branch on the way down

my mom says that I must've fallen from the activity bars in the playground and hit my head on the rubberised soft top. Or at least, she would've made sure I did if she knew I'd turned out this way

Look Nos - seriously. Girls want a guy they can trust. They'll send out 'probes' to see if you take the bait. If you do, it's because you're naive and you're not ready. Basically, you're not a man yet

16, is the age Will was when this forum started. Ask Will - in the space of a year, he's learnt so much he's starting to behave like a real man!

Girls mature faster than boys; she wants trust; you have to earn it. If you go and talk about her in a public forum, then clearly you trust your biker mates more than her, which means you just ain't ready

Good boy!

Well i am trying to be more mature morgan

Well im not but this isnt the point lolololol

Will - This year, you're more mature than Nos Burner and MT

Last year you weren't!

Will, i really hope i won't be like this in two years...

Wooooooo, im getting there

Driving a car brings on mature responsibilities suck as picking up women

Bluecollarlove wrote:Will - This year, you're more mature than Nos Burner and MT

Last year you weren't!

Its because last year, i didnt exist.

Will-Radford wrote:Wooooooo, im getting there

Driving a car brings on mature responsibilities suck as picking up women

More like teenage girls, sir.

Lies

Join date: 2009-09-14

Bluecollarlove wrote:

FUNNY man.. did you fall out the funny tree and hit every branch on the way down

my mom says that I must've fallen from the activity bars in the playground and hit my head on the rubberised soft top. Or at least, she would've made sure I did if she knew I'd turned out this way

Look Nos - seriously. Girls want a guy they can trust. They'll send out 'probes' to see if you take the bait. If you do, it's because you're naive and you're not ready. Basically, you're not a man yet

16, is the age Will was when this forum started. Ask Will - in the space of a year, he's learnt so much he's starting to behave like a real man!

Girls mature faster than boys; she wants trust; you have to earn it. If you go and talk about her in a public forum, then clearly you trust your biker mates more than her, which means you just ain't ready

haah you just brightend up my day sir! theres alot more to the story than i just put. But i see your point.. at the moment i dont know whether im coming or going with her lol she is a royal piss take on sunday she was out with her mates right and was texting me like what are you up to i said doing a few bits to my bike and she goes you spend more time with your bike than you do with me? i tend to adopt the old nod and smile technique but havent this time

Will-Radford wrote:Lies

Join date: 2009-09-14

Will...dude lol....thats 6 months not 1 year idiot.

You said last year you didnt exist, its now 2010 not 2009 so technically im right so go f*** yourself

haah you just brightend up my day sir! theres alot more to the story than i just put. But i see your point.. at the moment i dont know whether im coming or going with her lol she is a royal piss take on sunday she was out with her mates right and was texting me like what are you up to i said doing a few bits to my bike and she goes you spend more time with your bike than you do with me? i tend to adopt the old nod and smile technique but havent this time

Haha. No probs. If the recession continues, I could get paid work as an Agony Aunt.

Well, from what you say about her, it wouldn't be surprising if she was out with her mates and says: "hey chicks! Let's go and wind up Nos Burner. I'll send him a message and let's see what he says!"

Realistically, it's one of her hen friends who's put her up to it and decided to egg her on in a double dare: "I dare ya to go out with that sexy hunk .. you know...the really good lookin' flash guy who rides a shitty 50cc"

Hmm. That one don't work either

Well if she's texting you and asking "what are you up to Nos Burner?"
Telling her that you're married to your motorcycle is hardly romantic. Get real! Tell her you've been waiting for her to call you so that you can take her on the hump of her rear seat

That one don't work either

Okay - love is like a comedy. It either works, or it all falls flat on your face. When she texts you, just text her back and ask her if she's asking after you..or if it's one of her mates

Bluecollarlove wrote:

haah you just brightend up my day sir! theres alot more to the story than i just put. But i see your point.. at the moment i dont know whether im coming or going with her lol she is a royal piss take on sunday she was out with her mates right and was texting me like what are you up to i said doing a few bits to my bike and she goes you spend more time with your bike than you do with me? i tend to adopt the old nod and smile technique but havent this time

Haha. No probs. If the recession continues, I could get paid work as an Agony Aunt.

Well, from what you say about her, it wouldn't be surprising if she was out with her mates and says: "hey chicks! Let's go and wind up Nos Burner. I'll send him a message and let's see what he says!"

Realistically, it's one of her hen friends who's put her up to it and decided to egg her on in a double dare: "I dare ya to go out with that sexy hunk .. you know...the really good lookin' flash guy who rides a shitty 50cc"

Hmm. That one don't work either

Well if she's texting you and asking "what are you up to Nos Burner?"
Telling her that you're married to your motorcycle is hardly romantic. Get real! Tell her you've been waiting for her to call you so that you can take her on the hump of her rear seat

That one don't work either

Okay - love is like a comedy. It either works, or it all falls flat on your face. When she texts you, just text her back and ask her if she's asking after you..or if it's one of her mates

seems to me you have this recession business down!

well not gonna happen now after i slayed her with my kind words

which consisted of,

its easier to be gay,
my bike doesnt argue with me over pointless things
ohh and then i said right now i respect my bike more than you after making me jump through hoops.

THEN rode off like a twat and she text me 10 minutes later saying thanks you got me into trouble for the way you rode off and im sorry.

but il bounce back il just take the rs out tommorow and have a hour of being a complete twat and hooning it every where always works

Good Job nos...Lol