Show us your tools

That hammer is the shizzle!

Yeahhhhhh

I hope its made out of the same glass as those glass dildos that are for sale, they are super stronggggg

Will-Radford wrote:

thats the shiz i have one of these in my shed its susspended from my skyhook !!

Will-Radford wrote:Yeahhhhhh

I hope its made out of the same glass as those glass dildos that are for sale, they are super stronggggg

never heard of a glass one, they would need to be stong, wouldnt fancy the results of an accident with one of those , yikes

Lissee wrote:

Will-Radford wrote:Yeahhhhhh

I hope its made out of the same glass as those glass dildos that are for sale, they are super stronggggg

never heard of a glass one, they would need to be strong, wouldn't fancy the results of an accident with one of those , yikes

i knew a girl at school once that robed a test tube form the science deportment , toke it home shoved it up her bits lol and the started getting of on it then "crack smash" it ended up in the result of going to hospital lol fucking kinky bitch,


lissee you seem to be talking from a bit of personnel experience

Lise, they were hitting it with a hammer, drove a car over it

Then used it, was awesome

Will-Radford wrote:Lise, they were hitting it with a hammer, drove a car over it

Then used it, was awesome

fucking lol

Test tube up there...fuck that I swear I'm going to stick an ice cube up a girl on day

Imagine her scream haha

Why an ice cube?

Go the whole way and use one of them rocket ice lollys

DanHam wrote:Test tube up there...fuck that I swear I'm going to stick an ice cube up a girl on day

Imagine her scream haha

lmao

Will-Radford wrote:Why an ice cube?

Go the whole way and use one of them rocket ice lollys

pfft rocket lollys are so full of lose mate ,



ftw !

ohh and im still waitng to takes some pidcs of my tools missus is going out in a bit so will do it then lmao !

Nah I couldn't shove a callipo up a girl, they're too nice, I'd end up just eating it lol. Back on topic though, I've had a well expensive day at work today, spent £1,600. On a toolbox!!! Lol

Noice one bourney

bourney wrote:Nah I couldn't shove a callipo up a girl, they're too nice, I'd end up just eating it lol. Back on topic though, I've had a well expensive day at work today, spent £1,600. On a toolbox!!! Lol

nah that the whole point bourney man pffftttt i thought you knoew better ahh well this is neither the forum or the time to et into that really lol , and as for 1600 on toools i think youre a c**t lmao sorry mate but its not fair

On tools? Fukin he'll mate, I wish, that's just on the toolbox!! Got to fill the cunt with tools yet lol

£1600 on a tool box?! What?

Is it your money or works money?

His money, hes a drug dealer remember

Will!! sssshhhhh

It's my money dan. My snap-on dealer won a competition for selling loads of shit and gets the chance to buy this box for £1,600, they're supposed to be £2,500.
He just wants to shift it and said i could have it for that.

Paying monthly insalllments of £100.